The case of the escaping dog – and Detective Goren has already begun to work the case. Our very own Boy Genius will have this thing solved in no time! He’s already taken my statement, which is as follows:
"Before I left for work this morning, I put Ginger in her crate and closed and locked the gate. She was barking, as per the usual, but I knew that after a few minutes, she would realize I was gone and then she would be quiet again. Sasha was in the living room, watching me go, and giving me that sly puppy-dog look that said she was up to something. Then, when I came home from work at approximately 6:45 PM, Ginger herself greeted me at the front door!! Sasha was not far behind. So...HOW did Ginger escape???”
"Good question,” says Detective Goren. “Let’s examine the evidence and talk to the witnesses. We can charge the suspects with attempted escape and general mischief, a Class A misdemeanor.”
Bedding from the crate in the middle of the living room floor.
Gate lying on the floor in the bedroom in front of the crate. Also in evidence is the fact that Ginger was at the door to greet me this evening!!!
Ginger – code name The G-Force – AKA The Escape Artist
Attempted Evidence Tampering
Kidnapping a Witness
Detective Robert Goren - code name The Intimidator - AKA The Boy Genius
With Detective Goren on the case, this crime will soon be solved and the perpetrators will be appropriately sentenced for their part in this crime.