Who Let The Dog Out: A Crime Story

The case of the escaping dog – and Detective Goren has already begun to work the case. Our very own Boy Genius will have this thing solved in no time! He’s already taken my statement, which is as follows:

"Before I left for work this morning, I put Ginger in her crate and closed and locked the gate. She was barking, as per the usual, but I knew that after a few minutes, she would realize I was gone and then she would be quiet again. Sasha was in the living room, watching me go, and giving me that sly puppy-dog look that said she was up to something. Then, when I came home from work at approximately 6:45 PM, Ginger herself greeted me at the front door!! Sasha was not far behind. So...HOW did Ginger escape???”

"Good question,” says Detective Goren. “Let’s examine the evidence and talk to the witnesses. We can charge the suspects with attempted escape and general mischief, a Class A misdemeanor.”

The evidence:

Bedding from the crate in the middle of the living room floor.

Gate lying on the floor in the bedroom in front of the crate. Also in evidence is the fact that Ginger was at the door to greet me this evening!!!

The Witnesses:

The Suspects:

Ginger – code name The G-Force – AKA The Escape Artist

Sasha – code name The Fixer – AKA The Flight Risk

Additional charges:

Attempted Evidence Tampering

Witness Intimidation

Kidnapping a Witness

The Sleuth:

Detective Robert Goren - code name The Intimidator - AKA The Boy Genius

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 





With Detective Goren on the case, this crime will soon be solved and the perpetrators will be appropriately sentenced for their part in this crime.

So this is Christmas....and look what I've done....

To get us in the spirit of fun this Christmas.....

Okay girls...who wants to sit on Santa's lap?????

Just for laughs...

So, I've been on this captioning pictures kick for the past couple of weeks. I've been amusing my friends and more than likely making myself look like a slightly crazy nerd, but what the heck! In light of recent events, the laughter has been good. So here are some of the chuckles I've been sending out lately. Enjoy!

"New" CI - New opening narrative

So, with NBCU/USA's decision to gut my favorite show in favor of a "lighter" tone, I thought that the show's narrative needed an overhaul. The current narrative reads like this:

Well, the "new" and not-so-improved Criminal Intent certainly cannot use THAT as their opening. It just doesn't fit with those new fluffy blue skies over at USA. So...here is an opening narrative that will be much more appropriate:

Endgame

This seems like a fitting title though it is sad that my very first blog post will be about something so disappointing and unfair. I am shocked and dismayed, and quite disappointed in those in charge at NBCU/USA/Wolf Productions for their shoddy treatment of my favorite show Law & Order: Criminal Intent. From recent reports, it seems as though they are dumping Vincent D'Onofrio, Kathryn Erbe, and Eric Bogosian, for reasons which I am still trying to fathom. It seems to be all about the money folks.

And how are they doing this? How are they treating our beloved Bobby Goren after eight seasons? And his steadfast partner Alex Eames? Are they giving them a full season to say goodbye to their fans, during which time their fans can say goodbye to them properly? NO!

Reports say that they are writing Goren out after the season opener, and it's unclear when Eames and Ross will go. They are, in effect, completely disrespecting not only the show and its fans, but the actors as well.

NBCU/USA/Wolf Productions: You should be ashamed of the sloppy way you are treating these fine actors and this wonderful show. Truly ashamed.

You have lost your fan base with this decision and sunk your own ship. It's truly detestable the way these three fine actors have been treated and also how their characters have been discounted, as though they do not matter to the show.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent has always been character driven. As one astute observer has stated in recent days, the show was never about watching the cops catch another bad guy. It was about watching Detective Robert Goren catch said bad guy. Watching him manipulate the suspects, play with them like a cat toys with a mouse before it pounces in for the kill. That has always been the magic of Criminal Intent, and always will be.